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Triangle Logic — Retna, Mon Dec 1 10:16PM

Sounds like a good start... — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 2 11:32AM
- I didn't think of using absolute value... — Retna, Wed Dec 3 7:11PM

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Looks like google got sick of the message board... — Retna, Tue Nov 25 4:26PM

I type in my website to get here... — Erik, Tue Dec 2 12:59PM
*Now it's back up. Wierd. (nm) — Retna, Wed Nov 26 9:51PM
- I once had an email message take a week to deliver. — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 30 9:46AM
- - That's a rare occurance — Retna, Mon Dec 1 9:52PM
  - - Nowadays? 1*10^-N — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 2 11:35AM

What's up with the blocky font for the thread dates? — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:47PM

*Fixed. Arial's going to have to do for now... (nm) — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:57PM
- There's only about 16 fonts you can count on... — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:06PM
- - Yep, it's Arial now... — Erik, Tue Dec 2 12:58PM
  - - *Hm... System seems to be fairly common. — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 2 2:15PM

*sin (x-y) = sin x cos y - cos x sin y (nm) — Retna, Sun Oct 12 10:53PM

I always put an "e" on the end of my sine. — Puckdropper, Mon Oct 13 12:46AM
- When writing, I usually leave it out... — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:46PM
- - *It's not really, just loop the end of the 'n'. (nm) — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:04PM
  - - *Someone likes script writing.... *roles eyes* (nm) — Erik, Tue Dec 2 12:58PM
    - - Of course, why do you think PHP's my best language? — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 2 2:14PM
- *Hehe, that's a great example (nm) — Retna, Fri Oct 24 9:37PM

Today I had to explain to my friends why... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 4:09AM

Woah, Woah, wait a second... — Retna, Sun Sep 28 7:30PM
- Of course... you can't market a product if... — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:43PM
- - We should make a shamrice website... — Retna, Wed Nov 26 10:00PM
  - Apparently not. OTOH, I have — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:07PM
What's not to get? — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 5:05AM
- Exactly! It's the best tasting thing you haven't tasted! (nm) — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:44PM
- - We could even get testimonials like — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:09PM

It's a standard... but it will cost you $50 to purchase a — Puckdropper, Thu Aug 7 4:45PM

How does that work? — Retna, Sun Aug 31 10:21PM
- You got it. — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 5:07AM
- Funny story... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 4:06AM
- - If we programmers refuse to program stuff like that — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:35AM
  - - Well... — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:50PM
    - - Unless it's something unique like a life's story, — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:14PM
Hear hear! — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:34PM
- Well... the problem is information wants to be free. — Puckdropper, Sat Aug 23 8:33PM
- - "IT'S GREAT TO KNOW, BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!" — Erik, Thu Sep 4 4:03AM
  - - *Yeah, until you get too much of it and your head explodes. (nm) — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:36AM
    - - Thank god I have to knowledge to know that doesn't happen... — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:48PM
      - How can you be sure it won't happen? — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:18PM

This C++ site I found is awesome... — Retna, Mon Aug 4 11:01PM

Ah... SDL. — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:32PM

*Man, my internet is slow lately. (nm) — Retna, Sat Aug 2 7:59PM

The AT&T DSL at my sister's was horrible lately — Puckdropper, Mon Aug 4 7:06AM
- *Mines actually be alright... — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:29PM
- - Could be. There's no uptime guarantees... — Puckdropper, Sat Aug 23 8:34PM
  - - My ISP does the same thing... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:49AM
    - - Ok, so get this: — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:38AM
      - Bad connection somewhere in the line? — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:51PM
        
        Well, it seems to have fixed itself. — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:19PM

Puckdropper... — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:45PM

*Where, and which set of message boards? — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:39AM
- *IIRC off you main page was down. (nm) — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:24AM
- - *Just tested it... Took me right to it. (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:06PM
  - - Nope... not working for me... — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:25PM
    - - Ah, ok, on the main page. — Puckdropper, Sat Aug 23 8:35PM
      - *Awesome! (nm) — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:52PM

New Thread... Happy Belated 4th of July! — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:42PM

*Well, here I am 5 days later saying "You too!" (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:40AM
- *Here I am even later saying, "No I'm not!" (nm) — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:24AM
- - *And me, even later, "Yes you are!" (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:08PM
  - - *I'm not even sure what "I'm not" was even relating to... (nm) — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:26PM
    - - *Oh yeah, well your apostrophe looks funny! (nm) — Puckdropper, Sat Aug 23 8:35PM
      - *To that sir, I blame your font! (nm) — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:50AM
        
        I regret that I have eh... 3, no, um 4, uh, 5... fonts to — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:39AM
        
        *Wow, that must make some pages pretty interesting looking.. (nm — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:52PM
        
        *Sure does. Especially when they're Web 0.6 pages. (nm) — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:22PM

*Back to school in a little over 2 months... (nm) — Retna, Tue Jun 17 11:57PM

*Yep me too.. meh. 5 yrs = wayy too long. — Erik, Thu Jun 19 12:58PM
- Skipping was always a calculated risk... — Puckdropper, Fri Jun 20 7:13PM
- - Exactly... — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:25PM
  - - *Don't you mean, "Give a person 2.54cm and they'll take — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:41AM
    - - Basically, give anything, they'll take what they can get... — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:25AM
      - True... if they left it alone, they mighta gotted more (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:09PM
        
        *I think probability leans towards nothing at all. (nm) — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:27PM
        
        Perhaps a 1 in 2 probability that the probability will go — Puckdropper, Sat Aug 23 8:36PM
        
        Yes but... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:54AM
        
        Well, more like a 0.1 in 1 probability. (After all, it is — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:40AM

Haha, old school — Retna, Thu Jun 5 10:23AM

Yeah, I was pretty excited to be linked by anyone... — Erik, Thu Jun 19 1:00PM
- My website's stable, but hardly anyone links to it. — Puckdropper, Fri Jun 20 7:11PM
- - My servers internet connection isn't stable... — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:27PM
  - - You're welcome to use my mirror as your site... — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:48AM
    - - Awesome, I think I'll have to take you up on that deal. — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:27AM
      - Since I had to have a domain name anyway, — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:10PM
        
        Maybe that's why I had such hard times... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:55AM
        
        There needs to be an option in robots.txt that says — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:42AM
        
        Well, you can specify what pages to hit... — Erik, Sun Nov 16 6:54PM
        
        That's nice if you want to block certain pages, — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 16 8:25PM

How would this be possible? — Retna, Sat May 24 2:38PM

Unknown spyware downloaded while surfing... — Erik, Thu Jun 19 1:01PM
- *Or it's bad security on the vender's site. (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jun 20 7:11PM
- - *...or bad security on Retna's PC. (nm) — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:42PM
  - - *Or Retna himself. (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:49AM
    - - Ohhhhh! you've been called out! — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:28AM
      - It could have been me... — Retna, Fri Jul 25 5:11PM
        
        That sounds like a whole lot of stuff... — Erik, Thu Aug 21 12:28PM
        
        Well, some have said ID thiefs have so much info — Puckdropper, Sat Aug 23 8:38PM
        
        Makes sense. Make it random, lose any motive... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:57AM
        
        Well, perhaps someone with a name like ZZZZzzzz is at least — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:43AM
        
        *IOW, you don't know. (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:11PM

Jokes — Puckdropper, Sun May 4 5:13PM

I'm out of the Microsoft "doings" loop... — Erik, Thu Jun 19 1:03PM
- *Steve Ballmer: The Chair Thrower — Puckdropper, Fri Jun 20 7:10PM
- - I'm guessing that's a joke about Gates being gone? — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:28PM
  - - *Bill Gates is leaving... That's what the joke refers to. (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:49AM
    - - I figured that. I wasn't sure though if... — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:29AM
      - It's real, AFAIK. (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:12PM
        
        Oh wells... see ya later Bill! — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:58AM
        
        Probably stay the same for a while... — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 4:44AM

My first days with Vista — Puckdropper, Sun May 4 4:07AM

Interesting... — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:33PM
I heard... — Retna, Thu Jun 5 10:22AM
- It'll be a while yet. 2000 might be officially unsupported — Puckdropper, Fri Jun 20 7:14PM
- - I wonder how much longer? — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:35PM
  - - *Windows 98 got almost 9 years... — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:50AM
    - - Unlikely... — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:30AM
      - *Maybe... or OS/2. Too much hardware required. (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:12PM
        
        ...I wonder which was the worse MS abortion... lol — Erik, Thu Sep 4 3:59AM
        
        Perhaps ME being junk was by design — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 5:02AM

*So what's new? (nm) — Retna, Thu Apr 24 8:31PM

My truck battery... — Puckdropper, Sat Apr 26 6:14AM
- My battery died.... — Retna, Sat Apr 26 10:30PM
- - Well, I got about 8 months of use out of mine... — Puckdropper, Sun Apr 27 8:32AM
  - - Ah, batteries... — Erik, Thu Jun 19 1:06PM
    - - Check your alternator... — Puckdropper, Fri Jun 20 7:18PM
      - Replaced the alternator shortly after my post... — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:36PM
        
        Cars not starting — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:54AM
        
        You'e post is factual and compact... — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:32AM
        
        Hydraulic jacks are inexpensive, so why bother with the — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:14PM
        
        True, I've been itching for one for some time now... — Erik, Thu Sep 4 4:01AM
        
        Ooh boy, new engine. — Puckdropper, Thu Sep 4 5:04AM

A few search thoughts... — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 18 6:07AM

Is it still #1? — Retna, Wed Mar 26 10:26PM
- Sure, there were actually two spelling errors... — Puckdropper, Thu Mar 27 9:59PM
- - *My "Mental Autocorrect" sucks. :P (nm) — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:38PM
  - - *That might be a good thing. (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:54AM
    - - *Thanks. — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:32AM
      - *You're welcome? (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:14PM

New file contributed... — Erik, Thu Jan 31 1:43PM

*What's it about? Nuts, or the cartoon? — Puckdropper, Fri Feb 1 11:52AM
- The nuts... check it out, it's actually quite good! — Erik, Wed Feb 13 3:04AM
- - *Yeah, but QB can't open zip files! — Puckdropper, Wed Feb 13 3:33AM
  - - *How about just changing the extension to ".bas"? — Erik, Fri Feb 29 8:39PM
    - - *That'll work, I'm sure of it! — Puckdropper, Mon Mar 3 12:31AM
      - *I heard the recycle bin is great for that. (nm) — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:41AM
        
        I tried that... seems parts of the zip file merged with a — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 25 2:43AM
        
        That's strange... — Erik, Tue Jul 8 3:41PM
        
        It was unnecessary. — Puckdropper, Mon Jul 14 12:56AM
        
        Really? You were able to bypass the... — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:33AM
        
        Well, you have to hum a diddy while making monkey noises, — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:15PM

Wow... long leave. — Erik, Fri Jan 25 5:33PM

Just say "I'm better than him" over and over and eventually — Puckdropper, Sun Jan 27 9:12PM
- *Facts replace lies when proven though... (nm) — Erik, Thu Jan 31 1:42PM
- - Not always. For example, ditches are bad places to be — Puckdropper, Thu Jan 31 11:09PM
  - - True, and running at the water flooding back... — Erik, Wed Feb 13 2:37AM
    - - Obviously you need a helicopter to fish from. That'll keep — Puckdropper, Wed Feb 13 3:35AM
      - *Or the wave is as high (or higher) than you are... (nm) — Erik, Fri Feb 29 8:40PM
        
        Why do you think they make 50 lb test? — Puckdropper, Mon Mar 3 12:31AM
        
        *Obviously not to fish children out... — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:36AM
        
        *Children? I thought you were fishing, not kiding. (nm) — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 25 2:44AM
        
        No one is kidding when it comes to children.... — Erik, Fri Jul 25 2:34AM
        
        Protection doesn't always work. Just ask Retna. (nm) — Puckdropper, Fri Jul 25 6:15PM

I'm pretty sure... — Retna, Mon Jan 21 3:49PM

Ah yes, the host file... — Erik, Fri Jan 25 5:31PM
- Hm... could be fun. — Puckdropper, Sun Jan 27 9:16PM
- - Better yet... — Erik, Thu Jan 31 1:44PM
  - - *I wonder if the HOSTS file consults itself again... — Puckdropper, Thu Jan 31 11:11PM
    - - *If it does, I've have an excuse for being MIA. :P (nm) — Erik, Wed Feb 13 3:05AM
      - *You already were. (nm) — Puckdropper, Wed Feb 13 3:35AM
        
        *Gotta love that grammar in my here posts... (nm) — Erik, Fri Feb 29 8:40PM
        
        *So, did you try it? You were MIA again. (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Mar 3 12:32AM
        
        *Sadly... no. :\ (nm) — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:36AM
        
        *You should have. At least you'd have a story to tell. (nm) — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 25 2:44AM
Less obtrusive text ads are getting to be more the norm. — Puckdropper, Tue Jan 22 4:51PM
- *Wow, I totally forgot about that (nm) — Retna, Sat Feb 2 1:15PM
- - *You'll just have to remember it, then. (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Mar 3 12:32AM

I'm fascinated by... — Retna, Mon Jan 7 9:55PM

Isn't that like simulation programming? — Erik, Fri Jan 25 5:29PM
- The UNIVAC obviously rigged the vote! — Puckdropper, Sun Jan 27 9:14PM
- - Exactly! It was actually this whole plot set up by... — Erik, Thu Jan 31 1:45PM
  - - *Yeah, so where's my cut? (nm) — Puckdropper, Thu Jan 31 11:11PM
    - - You need to consult the NCSGA to get it.. — Erik, Wed Feb 13 3:07AM
      - Hm... maybe I'll file an official protest tomorrow. — Puckdropper, Wed Feb 13 3:37AM
        
        *Missed the protest... how's the coupons? (nm) — Erik, Fri Feb 29 8:41PM
        
        *I don't know. Tomorrow hasn't gotten here yet. (nm) — Puckdropper, Mon Mar 3 12:33AM
        
        Man! I've been waiting FOREVER! — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:37AM
        
        Well, don't worry. The sun will come out tomorrow — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 25 2:45AM
Isn't that just mathematics? (Which computers do really fast — Puckdropper, Tue Jan 8 1:02AM
- Yeah, that's true... — Retna, Wed Jan 16 9:26PM
- - PROLOG's actually a language, but it kinda feels like a — Puckdropper, Tue Jan 22 9:51PM

Netflix won't let you watch movies instantly unless.. — Retna, Sat Dec 1 4:55PM

That's completely unfair to us Linux and Mac users! — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:38AM
- *"Think Different" was an Apple slogan some time ago. (nm) — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:01AM
Sounds like they're sending you compressed video... — Puckdropper, Sun Dec 2 3:50AM
- True, but that doesn't explain... — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:43AM
- - To really screw DRM up right, you've got to be really — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:08AM
  - - The wait is sometimes half the fun... — Erik, Fri Feb 29 8:43PM
    - - Hm... — Puckdropper, Mon Mar 3 12:36AM
      - Your logic is becoming reality... — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:38AM
        
        *It just happened to be loaded in the previous tab. (nm) — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 25 2:47AM

*I need to let the cat in. (nm) — Puckdropper, Tue Nov 27 7:33AM

*let me in, it's cold (nm) — Cat, Sat Dec 1 4:53PM
- **lets "Cat" in.* (nm) — Puckdropper, Sun Dec 2 3:50AM
- - *It's nice to know you're not an abusive owner. lol (nm) — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:29AM
  - - Are you kidding? The cat may have to stay out a whole 5 min — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:11AM
    - - My dog actually learned a nice trick... — Erik, Thu Jan 31 1:47PM
      - *The cat just stares in the window at me... (nm) — Puckdropper, Thu Jan 31 11:12PM
        
        *Me too... but also anything else that moves. — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:39AM
        
        *Meow (nm) — Cat, Tue Mar 25 2:48AM

Man, I hate my job. — Retna, Tue Nov 13 8:03PM

You're the exact opposite of me... — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:36AM
- Ennui happens. You need a break where you don't have to — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:14AM
*Good time to start looking I guess... (nm) — Puckdropper, Tue Nov 13 9:03PM
- *Perhaps look, but don't act hastely. (nm) — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:37AM
- - Exactly. By "look" I don't mean quit your current job, I — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:15AM

It's certainly been interesting... — Puckdropper, Sun Nov 11 6:34PM

A title of years ago. — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:31AM
- Not in this family. — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:18AM
Happy Birthday! — Retna, Tue Nov 13 7:57PM
- 23, ANYTHING. — Puckdropper, Tue Nov 13 9:05PM
- - Same age! — Retna, Wed Nov 14 9:21PM
  - - Year younger! — Erik, Tue Dec 4 12:34AM
    - - You're supposed to learn the theory of how things work... — Puckdropper, Tue Dec 4 7:20AM
      - Hopefully with that logic at least... — Erik, Tue Mar 25 1:40AM
        
        They usually enter the knowledge in to short term memory — Puckdropper, Tue Mar 25 2:51AM

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